Today’s Productivity Tip!

In hopes of making a more productive utopia, I share this tip:

DO NOT RUN OVER YOUR LAPTOP WITH A MOTOR VEHICLE.

This has caused a noted decrease in my productivity.   A corollary for advanced production specialists follows:

DO NOT RUN OVER LAPTOP IN THE  MORNING WHEN THE BACK-UP DRIVE WILL BE DELIVERED THAT AFTERNOON.

I hope this bulletin prevents the same mistakes that I’ve been having this week.