Product: Screaming Ashtrays

Problem: Hard to Get People Not To Smoke

Solution: Pressure sensitive ashtrays

Some people smoke in non-smoking areas.  Sad, but true.  How about putting ashtrays for their pleasure?  These ashtrays cough loudly when you rest a cigarette on the edge of ashtray.  If you mash your cigarette in the ashtray it screams “Ahhhhhh!!!! It Burns!  It Burns!”

There are worse things to build on a lazy Sunday afternoon.